Taylor Lautner's Braces

Old memes newly excavated:

first Grave the nearest book.
second Open the book 23rd to page
third Find the fifth sentence.
4th Post the text of the next three sentences in your journal along with these instructions.
5th Do not dig for your favorite book, the cool book, or the intellectual one: pick the CLOSEST.
6th Days five other people to do the same.


"The three albums now contain a collection of images perfectly retouched past: All the time I was alone, and in between mountains and rivers and deer and dogs. I felt like I was from birth, been alone all my life and would remain so from now on always alone. I closed the albums and smoked two cigarettes. "

Haruki Murakami: A Wild Sheep Chase

Robosapien Lost Remote Control

BA makes you sick, honey milk

says GMX.
And since I can only agree with exceptional real time ..

Praying God For Get Well Soon

@ 2009-08-22T23: 40:00


How will you know if you found me at last
'Cause I'll be the one, be the one, be the one With my heart in my

lap I'm so tired, I 'm so tired
And I wish I was the moon tonight ...

.. as I have just found out, Neko Case has released a new album. Do ..?

Metric Motorcycle Gooden Tight Bushings

"Man does not fit into the scheme of prey of the ladybird."

I've already all the time wondering how many ladybugs here just rumkrabbeln .. (When I'm out, I look all the time on the floor, just so no plattzutreten .. and that's pretty hard because about one every two feet of crawling on the way ..)

has calmed me then just cheered this article at gmx: portal.gmx.net/de/themen/wissen/tiere/8615448-Marienkaefer-Invasion-an-der-Ostsee.html , especially the above-cited sentence. :)

Where Cani Buy A Baby's Shoes

honey milk @ 2009-07-17T18: 30:00

Salary Outlook For 2010qa Software

I want you!

anyone help me to feel like?
(yes yes I know, not only to report forever, and then get pissed ...)
I'm currently working with two fellow students in the seminar "Living the life-aesthetic world" on a project on "German living room." About 30 years ago gabs times a photo book on the subject, there were countless people shown in their living rooms .. We will now examine what has changed since then and how people live for today. (However, we only make a Power Point presentation and a book ...)
why we go in and ask a lot of time peddling around everywhere who would be willing to provide his living room so to speak, as images are available . The respective persons remain anonymous, there are so named no names or dates in any form.

It is frankly quite difficult to get material. Many people do not want that, I can understand, of course. (If yes something to do with privacy.)
I'm Still, I ask around if anyone here would join .. Simply make a digital photo of the living room, preferably with you in it (but need not) send, and the finished product to me: honigmilch@gmx.de

Alternatively you can simply post here the pictures / link. Comments are hidden. My eternal thanks

would you safe! ;)

(We are only incidentally about 10 people in the seminar, so it is all very "personal")

Container Ship In Ho Scale

honey milk @ 2009-04-22T09: 50:00

The here is pretty funny ...
know, but nothing about harps:


Is it metal? They said part, I would say no.
it has a hole? They said Yes, I would say no.

Writing Our Story For Wedding Program

honey milk @ 2009-04-20T13: 23:00

In Rahja gemopst:

So, honey milk, your LiveJournal reveals ...

You are ... 2% unique (blame, for example, your interest in rumpunsch ), 31% peculiar , 51% interesting , 9% normal and 7% herdlike (partly because you, like everyone else, enjoy winter ). When it comes to friends you are normal . In terms of the way you relate to people, you believe in give and take . Your writing style (based on a recent public entry) is intellectual .

Your overall weirdness is: 45

(The average level of weirdness is: 29.
You are weirder than 84% of other LJers.)

Find out what your weirdness level is!

Like, yeah! xD

Homemade Face Cleanser

honey milk @ 2009-04-19T14: 58:00


Feed Me!
Adopted from Valenth

How Fix A Microwave Fuse

Vampire Knight Extra LaLa DX

Here ist the special from LaLa DX.

http://tieba.baidu.com/f?kz=563364169

I don't know what's going on but it seems like a parody or an "what would have happened if..." sequenz. But this is just a guess.
I love to see Ichiru again! *sob*

Sv2000 Tv/dvd Combo Remote

honey milk @ 2009-04-02T14: 53:00


It's a pity
It's a crying shame
Who pulled you down again?
How painful it must be
To bruise so easily inside
It's a pity
It's a downright crime
But it happens all the time
You wanna stay little daddy's girl
Wanna hide from the vicious world outside

But don't cry
Know the tears'll do no good
So dry your eyes

Your daddy he's the iron man
A battleship wrecked on dry land
Your mama she's a bitter bride
She'll never be satisfied,
And you know
That's not right

They told you life is hard
It's misery from the start
It's dull and slow and painful
I tell you life is sweet
In spite of the misery
There's so much more Be grateful


Who do you believe?
Who will you listen to
Who will it be?
It's high time that you decide In your own mind

Hard White Zits Balls

Maid-sama preview Volume 7 and Chapter 37

Here are some pics from the new LaLa magazine. Hope you like it.

The preview pic for the next chapter is hot!!!!!

120/55 Blood Pressure

Vampire Knight Preview DVDs and Chapter 49

A friend of mine found some preiview pictures for the DVD release of Volume 3 and 4 and the preview of chapter 49th Maybe someone can translate it?

I'm not sure who the blond guy is. I guess it is Takuma ... oO

(The scans are from this website: http://tieba.baidu.com/f?kz=554598325)

Whats The Difference With Diabetic Shoes

honey milk @ 2009-03-18T18: 04:00

The Measure Online Jenna

Matsuri Hino auf der Leipziger Buchmesse

the interview I have taken notes from Saturday reasonably well and it typed again. Cameras were strictly verot or similar. (From notes no one has said anything.)

Most of the questions were not as interesting, but a few already. ^ ^ The I then translated into English.

------------------------------------------------ ----------------
A conversation with Matsuri Hino from the book fair in Leipzig 2009

Leipzig Book Fair Interview with Matsuri Hino 14/03/2009
15-16 Clock Matsuri Hino

: "Good day, I'm Matsuri Hino. Konichiwa. "

first They are now for the first time in Germany. What do they here?
is my first time in Germany. I like it here. The city and the houses are very beautiful. I feel very comfortable [= well].
I was in some bookstores, which have me very much.

second How they originally became mangaka. How did that arise?
I have a competition of Hakusensha hung in there and got a price and has since the beginning.

third They live on Hokaido. Does this affect the work with the publisher?
had with [the] editor I have no problem. Everything is done by phone. Sometimes I have problems because of the deadline.
(Then there is sometimes live well in Hokaido?)
For a manga, it's awful not being able to meet the deadline.

4th What is a normal working day, if there is it?
For about three years, it is so, [I] except for the time in which I lay in the tub, something eat or sleep, I always think of the work.

5th Is it always the same work or is it different?
for me is simply important to the delivery deadline to meet .

6th Is it so that they then jump in the bath to write down the idea?
Of course you can not write down in the bathtub, dare the paper. I try to keep in mind, and afterwards to write down.

7th How do you think when you work? If then the images in my head?
While I do preliminary sketches, I have now and again the problem is that I do not get any further with my story. Since I will lose the confidence, but when I think of my fans again.

8th Are there any other influences? Music, for example?
Yes, there are influences. Music from Vampire Knight, for example. I hear otherwise different styles of music, but it's true that I have a song ever Goodbye.
If there is a song I listen to it 24 hours, this can happen.
Sometimes, even a sound or a noise ... [Eg TV]

9th If they now may once again choose a job, what would it be?
Frankly, I got after graduating from my university some promise. In a furniture company or a life insurance policy. At that time it was sure that I'm in a company, but the desire was stronger to be mangaka.

10th If they had to choose between furniture company and Life insurance, for which they would choose today?
I could not choose, so I'm mangaka. Even if I had now become not a mangaka, I wanted to be something where I make things.

11th Read manga and privately. What were their favorite manga or anime?
I ch that although many, but ...
As for the Shonen Manga One Piece. What Shojo manga is concerned, I read a manga from LaLa, that is, Ouran High School Host Club.

12th Are you a big fan of American movies. Is there also influences on their work?
Harry Potter and Pirates of the Caribbean
- Are there any influences for the work?
extent that I see something of conversation [but not that it happens in the story].

13th In a previous interview they told that they are enthusiastic about the ancient Japanese fairy tales and stories, they can call one?
The works I've read [Unintelligible / text missing] ... but I find the work done fairly simple, so that makes even his imagination [= used / use must (?)].

14th Are there other influences for their work?
The author of One Piece and Kasehiro mr Shinada Kasihiko call I can.
[not guarantee the accuracy of the authors!]

15th What is so fascinating on the work of mangaka?
For me it is a big attraction that you can be in a world with which one can work with his imagination. I give myself every day of my world, so it can happen that I forget the reality. Therefore, it can happen that I exclude myself from the society feel. I have to work every day, no matter how I feel.

16th How is the feeling when you get invited to those shows? I am
ch me a lot when I see the fans.

17th How do you like the Leipzig trade fair?
I've made a bit ch walk in the hall. [My] first impression is that so many people are there in the hall. I felt that so much interest is there.

18th If they can imagine that there is such a success [Vampire Knight]?
It was impossible to believe that there is such a Success is .

19th As they see it? If they get fan mail?
Actually this is for me no matter whether or not a work is successful or. For me it's more important that we like. If I imagine, while I work, that someone enjoys my work, I can work relaxed.

20th Why have they had deliberately chosen vampires?
I have selected as well as magic as the theme. Vampire was one of the most popular theme [for me (?)].

21st Why vampires are so popular? What is the particular fascination with vampires?
It is so that you have general ideas of vampires. But my idea is different from the normal. In addition I have combined human and animal parts. Reason and intelligence, as the people and [the] instinct, like animals.

22nd Vampire Knight since they have much to do. Will life heavily influenced them or find them more free time?
Compared to the past, I have much less free time. I have little time to shop. [She said that she ordered on the Internet or catalogs.]

23rd Which character is most dear to their heart?
a difficult question ...
I actually think again about how to the character develop.

24th They already know how the story in a year develop wird. / Do you know how the story goes on in a year?
Yes. / Yes

25th Can you tell something about it? / Can you tell something?
[It is] secret. / [It'sa] Secret. [=.=]

26th Important figures to be established or is all the characters? / Do you plan to introduce another important character?
There comes some point a new character, developed by the Japanese readership wurde. / Yes, there will be a new character who was created / developed by the Japanese readers.

[I guess she thinks that the mysterious new vampire girl, which is supposed to come to the school.]
[I guess she means that new vampire girl, Which Was Mentioned in an interview in June 2008.]

27th How do they do when they develop a story?
By nature, I develop the story. The story can also develop through banal statements. Of that I go out. If I really do not can develop story, then I put a white paper in front of me and is waiting until the story.

28th Is there such a specific moment in Vampire Knight [from which they knew how the story will run]? directed
At the point where zero [the gun] to a student [= Aidou]. This is an important scene. From then on, I knew how it would go further.

29th Have they been a different story in mind? Can you perhaps tell us what is at stake?
I ch me concentrate on Vampire Knight. Otherwise I do not have much before.

30th What question they get most often asked? / What is the most ask question?
What takes both Yuki. Zero or Kaname. / Which one does Yuki choose. Zero or Kaname.

31st And? [What?] / And? [Which one?]
[It is] secret. / [It'sa] Secret.

[What else ... =.=°]

32nd Do they have time after the show, looking back in Germany?
After Mass, I'm going to Hamburg, [district council], Bremen and Kassel.

33rd At the end of the conversation ... Did they perhaps a message to their German fans?
Yes, I am delighted that I now see so many German fans can see. I will give my best Vampire Knight as interesting as possible.

-------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------
no claim to completeness!

What Speakers Would Be Best To Listen To Cds

If your life

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool...

Opening credits:
  Combichrist – Get your Body Beat

Waking Up:
  Grendel – Hate this

Average Day:
  Panzer AG – Aenima

First Date:
  Combichrist – Fuck that shit

Falling in Love:
  Miyavi - 徒然なる日々なれど

Love Scene:
  KMFDM – Strut

Fight Scene:
  Lacuna Coil - To The Edge

Breaking Up:
  Evanesence – My Immortal

Getting Back Together:
  Panzer AG - Moerketid

Secret Love:
  Icon of Coil – Wiretrip

Life's Okay:

Nine Inch Nails – Last

Mental Breakdown:
Carter Burwell - Bellas Lullaby

Driving:
  Panzer AG – Crush n Burn

Learning a Lesson:
  Nine Inch Nails - Suck

Deep Thought:
  Lacuna Coil – Enjoy the Silence

Flashback:
  Combichrist – What the fuck is wrong with you people?

Partying:
  Papa Roach – Scars

Happy Dance:
  Skold vs KMFDM – All or Nothing

Regretting:
  Paramore - Crushcrushcrush

Long Night Alone:
  Icon of Coil - Pursuit

Death Scene:
  Koda Kumi – This is not a love song

Closing Credits:
Panzer AG - When Death Embraces Me

-----

first Combichrist - Get Your Body Beat

pretty big party song. Nice to turn up. Would really be suitable as intro: 3

second Grendel - Hate this

Do we hate it, not all up in the morning, to school and / or work to do? XD

third Panzer AG - Aenima

The song would fit in anywhere. The chorus rocks.

4th Combichrist - Fuck that shit

So who knows me knows that I "never really got to feelings. Bin and ice block from a real. But Fuck that shit on the first date is a little hard XD

6th Miyavi - 徒然 なる 日 々 なれ ど

Simply beautiful and appropriate. Find I very great: a 3 at the lucky

7th KMFDM - Strut

really do not think that would fit. With his love scene. So what is so often smooch or sex. XD The song would be repealed in flashback better.

8th Lacuna Coil - To The Edge

would be a very modern combat scene. With elaborate choreography and everything around it XD

9th Evanesence - My Immortal

Werd on the song always very emotional. Could I overcome for such a long time not to listen to this song because it reminded me of something very sad. Again, good fortune had shuffln mim.

10th Panzer AG - Moerketid

incredibly beautiful, atmospheric song. Villt unsuitable something that melody is concerned, but the text itself is very romantic. That being said the the couple which is central in text wrists cut open.

11th Icon of Coil - Trip Wire

Mr. Speaker, I love you

12th Nine Inch Nails - Last

Would be better at fighting scene was quiet but nice XD

13th Carter Burwell - Bella's Lullaby

Bellas lullaby I was somehow never really sooo beautiful as any ever thought it would. I find it very disturbing. Therefore very fitting ^ ^

14th Crush n Burn

Do I have to say something - Panzer AG? XD

15th Nine Inch Nails - Suck

title is self-explanatory: P

"learning a lesson: sucks"

18th Lacuna Coil - Enjoy the Silence

also very fitting. Beautiful cover great band of ner.

19th Combichrist - What the fuck is wrong with you people?

probably comes from the flashback. In relation to the song, would be a quite negative. Had some moments in my life where did fit the song perfectly apt.

20th Papa Roach - Scars

The song itself is very nice. Mainly because of the very text me to say.

But he is certainly not a party song. Although I have him by heart XD

21st Skold vs KMFDM - All or Nothing

for NEN Happy Dance probably not appropriate. XD

More chase for ne or whatever fits in the art. But not for NEN dancing.

22nd Paramore - Crush Crush Crush

Depends again experience.

Otherwise probably not appropriate.

23rd Icon of Coil - Pursuit pursue

When something like / chase me make my or my past. Therefore, the song fits very well.

24th Koda Kumi - This is not a love song

Mussner Tot be very funny XD

25th Panzer AG - When Death Embraces Me

perfect conclusion in my eyes. Very awesome song.

incredibly beautiful and atmospheric

Waxing Legs During Period

omg

hab grad so often the wrong password entered * * omfg

Full Uncut Episodes Of Jersey Shore

honey milk @ 2009-02-25T18: 23:00

Sch ... I have killed my printer.
crap crap crap crap crap crap
The pork was so expensive, I can not afford new NEN again> _ \u0026lt;

Edit: ok, he is still alive. CONGRATULATIONS!

Gold-plated Desert Eagle For Sales

Let's go photo shopping!

I sit the whole day in my process book for the photography course .. Unfortunately, I've
today that I still got NEN 7-10-page reflection report must write.
-.- But anyway, I've won first made what is fun.



The left and far right have become best nymph .. Yes, I am all:)

Again, the original image for comparison:

Big Booty Movies Blogger

myv_rockz @ 2009-02-08T20: 16:00

Eclipse says:
sat with Dominic on the windowsill in our classroom. and I so "where moni today isn '
and he makes a funny gesture with his mouth. I "eh" he "as you think they got their training," he makes the gesture nochma. I "yuck xD"
[b] [c = # 53AEF2] • WhiteSpiritWolf • [/ c = 10] says [/ b]:...
irghs
[b] [c = # 53AEF2] • WhiteSpiritWolf • [/ c = 10] says [/ b].
MIRS bad XD
says Eclipse
XDD
[b] [c = # 53AEF2] • WhiteSpiritWolf • [/ c = 10] [.. / b] said:
bääähhh vanessa
now I have one XDD son pictorial scenario before my eyes
Eclipse says: ahahaha XDD

Pinky On A Purple Couch

möp

I was now at last the twilight fever hit and I'm degree somehow pushed to an interesting thread on gnet.

What would I ask a vampire if I did know one? Are a lot of things that are asked. Among other things, as it is to live so long. How is that love with. if he / she has the last time in love. if he feels lonely.

I find the kind of crass. Such people are trapped here forever. Ok who knows obs the heaven and hell are real dirt. but it is to meet at some point so sorry to intolerance etc.

Would I like one? I do not know. I think I would be the first 100 years after suffering constantly used as a monster in horror films to be xD

But well

Twilight is really great. Although I have only the stupid book about Chinese immigrants get ready to begin the book had girlfriend at Ner but the first 3 chapters read. Was the beginning of the 11th school year.

The film is also really great. Edward looks great XD great selection mim actors (non-her rocky patterson hater XD he is sexy DOT)

Bin then ma exchange.

peace

Lightest Lacrosse Head 2010

... Update my

I'm not in school today. had this nasty feeling again.
mom was sure pissed this morning but they can now say hardly what.

do not know what I'm all for fan tomorrow. I think tomorrow's presentation, design and teach a subject in between what I'm not God think of.

I hope not math.
PLEASE DO NOT MATH XD

How To Pikachu In Crystal

Then I report back ma.

I have time to write again before a content-full blog XD Jaha you got it right. This time it's not a quote, not a meme! XD healing me! No

Have fun for a while now my nintendo ds with the game pokemon diamond and I love it. In the beginning I felt awkward. Find the beginning somehow always dry. The game is in my eyes the first trip in full when the 5th Order has. it all adds 90% more fun. xD

Even if the train somehow still remains dry or boring.

Also was kann ich zum spiel sagen?

Es ist mit abstand das beste pokemon spiel seit langem und ich weiß ja schon länger das bald platinum erscheint und das hol ich mir auch (ja ich bin masochistisch XD).

Die ds steuerung ist klasse. Nicht mehr beim kampf dieses nervige knöpfchen gedrücke. Man kann mit dem stylus auf dem touchpad ganz schnell und easy die passende attacke auswählen.

Die neuen items ergänzen sich super. Vorallem die neuen entwickliungssteine haben es mir angetan. Auch wenn ichs ein wenig schade finde das man den leucht- und finsterstein nur bei jeweils a pokemon needs. Like the oval stone. : /

The new pokemon are attractive, even if some look a little funny XD I just say once the further development of charmian or shnebedeck and its further development.

The new evolution of Eevee, however, are made of win. xD I'm like my Eevee to Folipurba developed. Kinda ne weakness for plant pokemon XD

is the folipurba:

When I first got ma a ditto I breed me the remaining stages of development.

The underground mini games rock away all. When I was down there the first time I wanted to do Nemmer out. Since I've done the pokemon league, it means I may again down there. The new fossils look x3

The knurspminispiele are also grown quite well. I found this in ruby and sapphire (who knows me, I especially the Hoenn region knows as well as by heart. So I felt totally lost in Sinnoh initially before) with the pokeriegeln totally annoying. I've never made so the competitions or just for good luck and boredom played and won.

The idea bake with the Poffin other hand, is totally awesome. Here again the use touchpad.

Where we are also competitions in the degree. The competitive mode is

really funny. xD would like to know who came up with the totally brilliant idea NEN Sun trash to make the play. But now, yes. Funny songwriter would have liked in any case, making the high laugh factor to have lots of fun XD even though I myself competitions such as in the series.

ez I can continue to rave about. Over the many legendary pokemon, the tweak to darkrei shymin and making fun somehow XD, pokemon the many, the park of the friends, the different colored pokemon, etc. but I do not even want to sit all day in front of word. XDD

Finally, I can only say that I love the game above all else. At first I had a headache because of the graphics and I was slightly dizzy. But that has now been set. So I hardly have to no more complaints. Except that I've become addicted to the damn game. XD

Sinnoh is simply the most beautiful region in the pokemon world. It teems with secrets before and things to be discovered.

The game is this old is still quite expensive. However, the player gets a lot of fun for money and one of the best rpg for the ds.

Many who could not really know what to do with pokemon, after they have let themselves in for a trip to Sinnoh, not want to stop.

* swarm * hr hr hr

**

topic switch.

morning school starts again. That means getting up at 5 in the morning clock. By train go to school do to me and probably oral math. Dx was rough so in the hose goes. I think I once red with my math teacher and tell her that the whole does nothing for me either way because I do not pack the trial period. Or wants to take non-* *

cough also missing me then the time for my hobbies you back to me so dear to the holidays.

Especially music I'll get withdrawal o___O or bad? XD

Where we are looking for music already in.

Have participated in the prize draw of sector 1 XD, I prefer the stage outfit gain of Dero. What he wore during the Monster tour *___*

this:

the photo I made during the concert oomph in the e-werk x / / 3 bu dde non steal

I associate with the part of such beautiful memories that nobody can imagine. XD I want to get the

sat. I hang on the wall and sky on it. and odor turn ö, ö but maybe it will have washed ... a few times will not smell it after dero v__v XD

Otherwise there's nothing new musical terms. I am completely in love with miyavi new pics. He is the kimono is just ur great XD * nosebleed *

credit of miyavi for this incredible photo of him x / / 3 god

he might consider the wear to fashion shows. xD That's it. Or do ne own fashion line with the vehicle. *---* That would be too rich ey.

* fangirl moment * XD has

Well that was about as far from me xD ma

Man writes or reads.

Mfg

American Flag Swimsuit

08

My songs of the year

first Miyavi - Freedom Fighters

second Miyavi - Neo Visualism

third Oomph! - 6 feet deep

4th The Gazette - Guren and Miyavi - JPN PRIDE

5th Oomph! - Sex

6th Nine Inch Nails - Demon Seed

7th Gackt - Jesus

8th Oomph! - Wake up

9th Oomph! - The first time always hurt tuts and Emilie Autumn - What if

10th Emilie Autumn - Liar

11th Panzer AG - Battlefield

12th Panzer AG - Filth God

13th Nine Inch Nails - Letting you

14th Koda Kumi - TABOO

15th BoA - Eat you up

new musicians with whom I had engaged in more detail (and now love)

Miyavi

Oomph! Mina Harker

Gackt

Biggest surprise (s):

Gackt Koda Kumi

Biggest disappointment (s)

Beloved Enemy by Jesus on Extasy

Eat me, Drink me Marilyn Manson (the 08 or was it? XD)

Beste Alben 2008:

1. Miyavi – thiz is the japanese kabuki rock

2. Oomph! – Monster

3. Nine Inch Nails – Ghosts

4. Mina Harker – Tiefer

5. Lacrimas Profundere – Songs for the last view

Turn Off Auto Reverse In Car

LOOOL

How to Get Mew in Pokemon G/S/C
1.) Start up the game,
2.) Get into your pack, and use your phone. Call the local Newbark Town Pizza Hut,
3.) Ask for a large meat lovers pizza, extra cheese, and a Dr. Pepper,
4.) Carry the food and drink around until you find a Snorlax.
5.) The Snorlax should jump for joy, and yell "OMG A PIZZA AND DR. PEPPER OMGZ I LOVE YOU FOREVA!!!". The Snorlax should proceed to gobble down the pizza, and you end up thinking, "Wow... He chews like a cow."
6.) After Snorlax eats the pizza, he should say "I don't feel so good", and fart so hard, an egg shoots out his butt, all the way to Goldenrod City!
7.) Go to Goldenrod City, and look for the egg. You'll see the egg on the ground, still in one piece, next to the foot of a man the egg knocked unconcious while travelling at the speed of around five G-forces.
8.) Pick up the egg, and run with it.
9.) Run to the nearest forest, and take out any Fire Pokemon from it's PokeBall, preferably one that has really sucky fire skills.
10.) Pull out your trusty, greased up frying pan from your pack, and put the egg on it.
11.) Have the Fire Pokemon LIGHTLY spray fire underneath the frying pan. I emphasize 'lightly', because otherwise you'll have yourself a sunny side up Pokemon egg if cooked too long (I know, the idea's tempting, only because you've gone seven weeks without food on your insane Pokemon catching trek... Not my fault).
12.) Warm LIGHTLY for two and a half minutes, no more, no less.
13.) If you followed ALL of the steps correctly, your egg will start to hatch. Your little trainer guy will say "Oh my God! The Egg's gonna hatch!" Then, a little pink tail pops out, and then a cute, floating kitty pops out, meowing and purring all about, as it floats and sparkles. The kitty floats up to you, and you hug each other, and the kitty mews out "I wuv you!"
14.) Congratulations! You have a Mew, and she loves you a lot! = D